the lines in dave’s sleep-rapping were pulled from this pesterlog
we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩
No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you
(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..
Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies
（ ´∀｀）Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!
wHAT THE FUCK
i know what i want for christmas
It’s a disco in your vagina/rectum!
*muffled techno music coming from your nether regions*
wait is this a feeldoe
this isn’t just a rave dildo guys its a strapless strap on 10 stars + an extra 10 when you realize just what you’d be squeezing that bulb with
Wow, the Fifty Shades of Grey casting is really on point.
theyre watching the discovery channel
oh my god
I really love this piece so much
look at how much attention Equius and Nepeta are paying
and Jade is just being cute overall
“I think Jade is going to die soon.”
“Listen like… what if a MAJESTIC STALLION showed up on the TV…”
“… and Equius got a boner?”
she’d end up just like broNOT COOL DUDE