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Jess | 19 | Capricorn| Enjoy the ride

KNIGHT OF HEART



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wickedbananas:

the lines in dave’s sleep-rapping were pulled from this pesterlog

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bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

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windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

wHAT THE FUCK

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aspidelaps:

fuzzy-fork:

phasecock:

geistygeist:

bolto:

i know what i want for christmas 

It’s a disco in your vagina/rectum!

YES

*muffled techno music coming from your nether regions*

wait is this a feeldoe

this isn’t just a rave dildo guys its a strapless strap on 10 stars + an extra 10 when you realize just what you’d be squeezing that bulb with

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cybugs:

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Wow, the Fifty Shades of Grey casting is really on point.

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angel-with-a-flower-crown:

runningbox11:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

finthefish:

opkomstfout:

yoccu:

theyre watching the discovery channel

oh my god

I really love this piece so much

look at how much attention Equius and Nepeta are paying

and Jade is just being cute overall

“I think Jade is going to die soon.”

Ryan, wtf?

“Listen like… what if a MAJESTIC STALLION showed up on the TV…”

Yeah, and?

“… and Equius got a boner?”

sTOP

she’d end up just like bro

NOT COOL DUDE

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